Humour: two identical stories — Titanic and Clinton's My Life

Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, ‘Titanic’ & ‘My Life’ by Bill  Clinton. One  student turned in the following book report, with the  proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this  report.
Titanic:        cost –  $29.99
Clinton :       cost –  $29.99
Titanic:        Over 3  hours to  read
Clinton :       Over 3  hours to read
Titanic:        The story of  Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent  catastrophe.
Clinton :       The  story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden  love,  and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:        Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :       Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:        In one scene,  Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :       Ditto  for Monica
Titanic:        During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton :       Ditto for  Monica.
Titanic:        Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :       Let’s  not go there.
Titanic:        Rose gets to keep her jewellery
Clinton :       Monica is  forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:        Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :       Clinton remembers  Monica for the rest of his life.
Titanic:        Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :       Monica…ooh, let’s not go there,  either..
Titanic:        Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :       Bill goes  home to Hilary – basically the same thing.

By piotrbein