Male Humour: Life, the Redhead and…

Obama was looking for a pretty call girl. He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, I am the President of the big and powerful United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?’  She replied, $200.
To the lovely brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was $100.
He then asked the stunning redhead… Her reply was as follows:  Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of our gas, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you have retirees on social security, then you can have it for free, like the immigrants… who get what we all work for!

By piotrbein