Those full of s__t wear face diapers / Namordnicze pieluchy dla pełnych guvna

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Zasłyszane na markecie rolnika na skraju suburbii w prowincji Brytyjska Kolumbia, Kanada. Market przemeblowano wewnątrz i na zewnątrz spowalniającym labiryntem ścieżki odgraniczonej taśmami celem ochrony od covida społ-odstosunkowanych pracowników i klientów w namordnikach, wg plandemicznego nakazu władz prowincji.

Odważny Rowerzysta Bez Namordnika (ORBN)  zatrzymuje się, by spytać o drogę wolnego kasjera na stanowisku zewnątrz pod plandeką. Długa kolejka zmusza ORBN do przeciśnięcia się przez nie-naukowy nonsens kolejki frajerów z pieluchami na twarzach, oddychających na siebie nawzajem i dotykających towar. Po uzyskaniu odpowiedzi, w drodze powrotnej do roweru ORBN widzi jak pani z pieluchą na buzi ze wstrętem usuwa się mu z drogi, przez co dotyka ona kontener z jabłkami swą pupą bez pieluchy.  Wtedy odzywa się doń pouczająco Klient-Kontroler (KK).

KK: Mamy tu kolejkę, gdybyś nie wiedział.

ORBN: Widzę. I żeby ją uszanować, podszedlem do wolnego kasjera na zewnątrz zapytać o coś. Nie jestem niewolnikiem żeby stać w kolejce Bóg wie po co.

KK: Ani ja nie jestem.

ORBN: To po co nosisz pieluchę na twarzy? “Wirus” [ORBN pokazuje palcami cydzysłów] i ten cały covid to ściema.

KK: Wynoś się! *&$%@#!!!

ORBN: Powiem ci dlaczego nosisz — bo jesteś pełen gówna. Masz szajsfona i kompa, poczytaj o czym mówię, nie wierz mi na słowo. [Głośno do całej kolejki zakneblowanych posłusznych frajerów:] Użyteczni idioci, zapraszacie totalitarny Nowy Porządek Świata do naszego kraju.

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Do brunatnych koszul covidowej “policji”: Podobieństwo do okoliczności niniejszego blogera jest czystym przypadkiem, tak jak wyniki testów na “covida” byłyby prawidłowe.

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Heard at a farmer’s market on the edge of a suburb in the province of British Columbia, Canada. The place has been re-arranged inside and out with decelerating labirynth of taped-off paths to protect socially distanced masked customers and staff from covid, as per provincial plandemist orders.

A brave unmasked bicyclist (BUB) passes by to ask the market personnel for directions. For a long lineup,, in order to reach an idle cashier outisde under the canopy, he has to squeeze thru the non-scientific nonsense of yoyos in face diapers lined up to touch the produce and pay at the end without breathing on each other. When returning to his bike, he sees a masked lady step away in disgust, thereby touching a bin with apples with her bum. He gets a reprimand from “controlling” customer (CC).

CC: We have a lineup here, you know?

BUB: I do. To honour it I went to an unoccupied cashier to ask a question. I am not a slave to wait in a lineup God knows why.

CC: I am not a slave either.

BUB: Then why do you wear a face diaper? The “virus” [BUB makes hand language quote marks.] and its covid is a fraud.

CC: Get out of here! *&$%@#!!!

BUB: I will tell you why — because you are full of shit. You have a smartphone and comp, read up about it, don’t take my word for it. [Louder, addressing the long, muzzled lineup of obedient yoyos:] Useful idiots, you are inviting totalitarian NWO into this country.

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Heard at a gathering of a family with grandkids, when the other G-Ma visits.

G-Pa: Are you G-Ma for vaxing our grandkids with untested, unproven vaccines from Gates, the psycho pervert who killed and maimed loads of kids by vaccinations in poor countries?

G-Ma: Of course I am for, our grandkids must be protected from covid.

G-Pa. From what? There is no virus around and covid cases are fake.

G-Ma: Why, 62 cases discovered today…

G-Pa: Where did they come from?

G-Ma: Why, from China, where else?

G-Pa: How many died today then?

G-Ma: Nobody, but cases are rising steep.

G-Pa: So why vaccinate kids?

G-Ma: Because people are dying on ventilators of blood clogs.

G-Pa: They are elderly who would die anyway and the procedure is wrong, doctors in UK and US say. Cheap hydrochloroquine cures the supposed covid symptoms, no ventilators nor vax required. We will get it for our grandkids if they start showing slightest symptoms. My doctor prescribed it for my condition few years back.

G-Ma: But people are dying of covid in elderly care homes.

G-Pa: Of covid? How do you know? The diagnostic test is screwed up and US health authorities and WHO admit it’s inadequate and virus has not been isolated? What do you read?

G-Ma: Vancouver Sun [local MSM newspaper]. It’s also on TV, CBC radio and facebook all the time. Ask anybody…

 

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Unmasked rebel yahoo prankster (URYP) is buying clothing. He goes to one of several cashier stands to pay for his purchase. This large store (plandemist “license” to accomodate 120 customers at a time) does not protect its checkout clerks with the usual armour of plexi cubicles. A young pretty but nervous female clerk (YPNF} tries to be as far away as possible from each arriving customer.  She bends backwards over the stand rear limit to achieve that.

URYP: Are you infected with covid, why are you wearing a mask?

YPNF: I don’t have covid but could get it from a customer without a mask.

URYP: Don’t worry, I am immune, been sick with covid two times, almost died the second time while self-isolated. I was lucky to get hooked up to a ventilator that does not kill. The hospital took my blood to make a cure for people dying in the covid ward.

[YPNF jumps away into the farthest corner of her stand, but finishes cashing procedure. URYF respectfully steps back from her stand. He remembers something…]

URYP: I left an item behind, wait a minute please.

YPNF: I have a long lineup of people waiting.

URYP: I will be back in no time.

[URYP comes back with additional item.]

YPNF [reproachfully]: Now I have to cancel and do it anew.

[Not sure how to do it, she calls supervisor to help. They squeeze into the stand with zero social distance, supervisor w/o a face diaper.]

URYP [upon successful completion of the cashing procedure]: Thanks, see you in the hospital, I give blood over there every day.

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To covid brown shirt “police”: Likeness to this blogger’s circumstances is purely coincidental, just like a “covid” testing result would be correct.

 

By piotrbein

https://piotrbein.net/about-me-o-mnie/